Ginger Billy - Husbands Can Survive

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My wife says our marriage is fine, but the love makin; is'a goin' dry.

My interest is up and my britches' are down, but their ain't no way she's go down town.

I got me a wood a you see, but ain't nobody touchin' it but me.

I got some Jergens lotion and a good sex drive, gonna give my wiener a high-five.... give my wiener a high-five!

I can play with myself all day long, till' my wiener huts and my lotions gone.

Make love to myself cause my wife won't screw, ain't to many things this ol' hand can't do.

Asked for lovin' and got denied; gonna give my wiener a high-five..... give my wiener a high-five!

Cause they cut us off from love-makin', but witty ol' boys use ol' Jergens.

We say please and ask if we can, and if they say no then we can use our hand.

We call the after hours hot-lines. You sexy dolls look at dirty sites.

We can go a month and be just fine, cause a husband can survive, a husband can survive!