Once upon a time in San Francisco, on a sunny afternoon, a beautiful Fruity baby was born from the sky His name was Clay Fruity McGayGay-Johnson. His mission in life was to subscribe to everyone in the gayest way possible. Mr. McGay is a peaceful man who wants to spread love to everyone, his McGayGay lovin' ooooh yeaaaaaH!
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